Jesus Twins at Premiere


>From: eljugo21@aol.com (El Jugo21)
>Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
>Subject: the whole story of the jesus twins at the premiere!
>Date: 4 Mar 1997 06:14:49 GMT
>Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com

apparently their limo wasn't allowed down the street to the red carpet
area.  then around the time the first show was starting or had started (i
had tickets for the midnight show) they tried to sneak into an employee
entrance.  their manager was trying to pass them off as "real" stars to
the security but they didn't buy it.  there wern't many people around so
me and a few other started screaming "THE JESUS TWINS SUCK!" over and
over.  i turned around and people started coming from all over.  it was
like the bat signal or something.  they were still trying to get in but it
was fruitless.  a homeless looking guy to my left was screaming at the top
of his lungs "DOUCHEBAG SAYS WHAT?"  over and over, i was laughing so
hard.  then the slaughter began.

the twins and manager walking away, i assumed to a waiting limo or cab. 
but these guys had a death wish!  the mob kept growing and getting louder.
 they had 2 private security guards who were egging us on!  they just
looked around, smoked like fags and flipped us the bird.  the twins and
mob moved upto the front of the garden (33rd st?), up the small stairs to
the entrance area of the paramount, back down the little stairs to the
entrance to Penn station, then down 33rd?  to 7th ave? (the road the limos
went down).  by now we were spitting, throwing paper, rocks, coins, food,
etc.  at these morons.  nypd kept their distance until they hit 7th ave?. 
nypd had barriers up and allowed the wonder twins and their stupid manager
go on the other side to safety.  once on the other side of the barriers
(with 25 cops around them) the twins security dorks all of a sudden wanted
to pick a fight with the whole damn mob!!  as i walked away a cop asked me
who those guys were, i said "the jesus twins, those a**holes that were on
howards show"  the cop said "hey, they suck!"  

well now the truth is told.
the jesus twins still suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

************ba ba booey**************ra ra retard********************
The Juice!  (not O.J.)...............eljugo21@aol.com
I was there...the "Private Parts" world premiere!!
Howard rules!  F kathy lee!!  imus blows!!
crucify the jesus twins!!  F cody future gay porn star!! 

>From: eljugo21@aol.com (El Jugo21)
>Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
>Subject: part 2, jesus twins at the premiere
>Date: 4 Mar 1997 06:51:04 GMT

well as i was downloading porn from other newsgroups, it occured to me i
left out part 2 of the twins debacle.  here goes.

i was allowed into the 2nd showing and was going back to the concessions
when i saw the jesus losers inside the paramount.  these guys don't know
when to quit!  i started the cheer "THE JESUS TWINS SUCK" and they told me
to go F myself.  guys, that just attracted more people!  anyway i got back
to my seat and for an hour before the movie started, there was all sorts
of ruckus.  during one suck ruckus i got up and to my frigging amazement i
saw the jesus dorks walking into the theater!  i don't think they had
tickets because they walked through every seating area in the place.  the
whole place, and i mean the ENTIRE place was on their feet screaming "THE
JESUS TWINS SUCK".  it was truely an awe inspiring moment.  finally
security grabbed them and told them to leave because if they stayed any
longer they'd have a riot.  as they were escorted out we chanted the "na
na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye" thing, to which they turned around and
chucked the finger.  

on a side note, a dude came into the theater with an OJ mask and black
glove, and was amusing the crowd and whatnot.  for whatever reason
security told him he had to leave and they started escorting him out. 
well we all started chanting "FREE OJ".  the dude started fighting off the
securitand he was dragged out by like 10 guys.  

another side note, i made myself hoarse yelling "SHOW US YOUR TITS" to
every woman in NY for 12 hours and not seeing one tit, let alone 2. 
finally, after one such chant in the theater before the movie, a girl
actually showed us her tits!  we were so awestruck that we all went nuts! 
and security escorted her out!!  

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