Variety Premiere Review


Monday March 3 8:54 AM EST

BUZZ: Howard Stern's Star Turn

By Michael Fleming

NEW YORK (Variety) - Like it or not, Hollywood is going to have to deal with
Howard Stern -- and the studios that shunned him are going to be kicking
themselves.

The Betty Thomas-directed, Rysher/Paramount picture Private Parts had its
Gotham premiere at the Paramount Theater on Feb. 27. It was easily the
city's largest since The Lion King premiered in Central Park in 1994. Aside
from the 9,000 who watched two screenings, West 31st Street was lined with
bleachers filled with an estimated 40,000-plus Stern listeners who didn't
even get to see the film.

The diversity of Stern's following was evident in a VIP room party, where
suits, celebs and Stern curiosities mixed in what could only be likened to
the cantina scene in "Star Wars." Paramount executives Jonathan Dolgen,
Arthur Cohen and Sherry Lansing mingled with the members of metal bands
White Zombie and Marilyn Manson, tall and tarted-up transvestites,
chrome-domed Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan, Donald Trump, Henny
Youngman, Eddie Murphy, Joey Buttafuoco, porn stars and even former
pint-sized Spam pitchboy Mason Reese.

The sheer scope of the event -- it attracted a larger crowd than the Grammys
did a day earlier -- proved Stern's film following should be formidable as
well as his video potential. His picture's expected to singlehandedly revive
the sagging fortunes of its financier, Rysher Entertainment, which is now
getting competitive bids from UIP and Columbia over prime foreign
territories. This, even though Stern's radio show has no overseas
penetration.

"I feel like I missed the lottery by one number," said JF Lawton, the Pretty
Woman scribe whose The Adventures of Fartman would have been Stern's debut.
Lawton wrote a funny script and planned to direct, but Fartman went pffft at
New Line in a dispute over merchandising.

"Howard and I killed ourselves trying to get that movie off the ground," he
said. I've been telling studio executives for years he could be a movie star
and they'd say, 'Yeah, maybe we should consider him.' Now I'm getting all
kinds of calls from people desperate for 'Fartman,' but I fear Howard may be
beyond that now."

Stern is being talked up for other picture roles. There was even a rumor he
was in contention to play the villainous Scarecrow in the next Batman.
Warner Bros. labeled that "100% false." But it will be interesting to see
what kind of offers Stern scares up if his movie breaks $100 million
domestic, which Paramount insiders are now guardedly predicting.

"Private Parts" executive producer Ivan Reitman, who has mentored Stern's
film career for six years, has already met with him on whether to sequelize
or do a new pic. "We'll probably do something together again," says Reitman,
who might next direct Stern himself.

"I'm proud of what we've accomplished, and the question is what next,"
Reitman added. "Like 'Seinfeld,' Howard's life is like a soap he details
every day on the radio. He can continue that on film, but I also think he's
a good actor and has a unique look. He could do both. We'll see how the film
opens, how it plays in cities he doesn't broadcast in and how it does
foreign. It'll be easier to decide at that point."

Rysher CEO Keith Samples says Stern's a free agent on his next picture, and
that "we'll be in line with everybody else trying to get him."

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